March 25, 2009

E-X-T-E-N-Z-E :(

well, yesterday my girlfriend told me she wants me to take extenze. which sucks, cause I think I speak for all the little guys out there, well puff speaks for them. but anyways yeah. bitches how can you not be satisfied with your mans penis size! wtf we try hard! get it? hard? its not the size of the boat its the mofuckin motion of the ocean bitch. you dont need the titanic, you’ll be fine with a fishboat, or an intertube in puffs case. that shit is bad for you! its like animal fieces and nasty shit put together. and it makes your dick all lumpy and gross like its a hotdog that exploded in a microwave. -tyler

so ladies. how big is big? and how small is small? like is 3 inches big enough (im not saying im 3 hehe). i dunno. any ladies up for some fun plz call me (408) 440 7091 mr.puff. ask for the sunday special. let me know how i do also. is it really okay if youre a puppy but play like a pitbull? but what if youre a pitbull who plays like a puppy? NAWMEAN? i like anal, and blondes. mostly latina, but ill settle for anything. i might not last that long but im willing to go for multiple sessions. yee! ALL CALLS ARE CONFIDENTIAL

-puffz

p.s. we love shaina. shes so soft and jiggly.

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